May. 10, 2022

Please Pass the Goose Feet

'Consumption of poultry feet may lead to insanity.'
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May. 9, 2022

Have an Ice-cold Coke

'My Book Has Arrived!'
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May. 9, 2022

A Little Taste of Crazy

'I will not be trying haggis any time soon.'
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May. 8, 2022

Run for the Peanuts

Since yesterday was the annual running of the Kentucky Derby, it seems appropriate to write about horses in pre-dynastic Egypt. Appropriate but impossible, sinc
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May. 7, 2022

So Many Cleopatras, So Little Time

'One can only the imagine the conversations between potential tomb workers and the HR representative at the hiring interview.'
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May. 6, 2022

Make Sure Your Cake Doesn't Have a Basement

'If someone says "Egypt" to me after dark, even today, I'm up all night, thinking of mummies.'
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May. 5, 2022

Absolutely Accurate...Sort Of

'By writing this, you've just accidentally released a malicious 5,000-year-old demi-god.'
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May. 4, 2022

I did it! Help!

I did a little dance in the living room. It was not pretty.
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May. 3, 2022

Beer & Crocodiles Don't Mix

'Share your beer with the croc. It's your only chance.'
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May. 2, 2022

You Can't Buy a Vowel

Just imagine: I could be chased down by a flaming sheep.
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