May. 10, 2022
'Consumption of poultry feet may lead to insanity.'
May. 8, 2022
Since yesterday was the annual running of the Kentucky Derby, it seems appropriate to write about horses in pre-dynastic Egypt. Appropriate but impossible, sinc
May. 7, 2022
'One can only the imagine the conversations between potential tomb workers and the HR representative at the hiring interview.'
May. 6, 2022
'If someone says "Egypt" to me after dark, even today, I'm up all night, thinking of mummies.'
May. 5, 2022
'By writing this, you've just accidentally released a malicious 5,000-year-old demi-god.'
May. 3, 2022
'Share your beer with the croc. It's your only chance.'
May. 2, 2022
Just imagine: I could be chased down by a flaming sheep.